Jedi Brain Noise

1. Everyone to be provided with a badass gaming PC with everything on Steam and Good Old Games installed on it. (You’re going to be in the afterlife for a while, and you’re not going to want to be flitting around all angelic-like all the time, are you?)

2. Clouds.

3. Lots of Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream. (If you’re dead, you can’t put on weight, and neither can you have intolerances. That just leaves DELICIOUSNESS.)

I like questions. Ask me one.