What is the fastest way to calm an angry Jedi? Like, we’re talking super mad here. Midichlorians surging about, throwing spaceships with merely a scowl…seriously enraged denizen of the Force.
Radio ahead to a colleague with a games console and a copy of Space Channel 5 Part 2 and tell him to get set up. Aggro the Jedi enough to make him follow you, but not enough to make him use Force Powers on you. Lead him to the aforementioned games console, which will have Space Channel 5 Part 2 sitting ready to play with the volume turned up nice and loud. It is impossible to stay angry while Space Channel 5 is nearby.
Easy, see? Would have prevented all that galactic civil war nonsense if they’d just thought to do this.
Posted on Friday December 16th
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