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Who would you rather punch firmly in the midriff, a blind chiropodist or a retired painter and decorator?
I’m assuming this is an unprovoked assault, and that I haven’t suffered an unfortunate chiropody experience, or a bad paintjob recently.
In which case, I would have to say the retired painter and decorator. He at least has a chance to fight back. Let’s be honorable about this.




