And, Pete Davison’s hypothetical Hades consists primarily of the following three things…
1. Having to spend six hours a day strapped to a dentist’s chair watching never-ending repeats of The X-Factor.
2. Fire.
3. The possibility of redemption through completing an epic and impossible-sounding quest.
Pete Davison’s hypothetical afterlife is primarily composed of the following three things…
1. Everyone to be provided with a badass gaming PC with everything on Steam and Good Old Games installed on it. (You’re going to be in the afterlife for a while, and you’re not going to want to be flitting around all angelic-like all the time, are you?)
2. Clouds.
3. Lots of Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream. (If you’re dead, you can’t put on weight, and neither can you have intolerances. That just leaves DELICIOUSNESS.)
Following on from Space Channel 5, you find yourself on a beach with the tide rapidly thundering in. Beyond the break, Christina Hendricks and Ulala are clinging to rocks 20 metres apart, calling for help. You can only save one. WHO DO YOU SAVE, JEDI?!
Ulala. Christina has those natural flotation devices to help her. She’s a tough cookie — she’ll survive. Impressed with my quick thinking, understanding of made-up breast physics coupled with my selfless act of rescue for a fictional character, she will then *CENSORED* in appreciation.
What is the fastest way to calm an angry Jedi? Like, we’re talking super mad here. Midichlorians surging about, throwing spaceships with merely a scowl…seriously enraged denizen of the Force.
Radio ahead to a colleague with a games console and a copy of Space Channel 5 Part 2 and tell him to get set up. Aggro the Jedi enough to make him follow you, but not enough to make him use Force Powers on you. Lead him to the aforementioned games console, which will have Space Channel 5 Part 2 sitting ready to play with the volume turned up nice and loud. It is impossible to stay angry while Space Channel 5 is nearby.
Easy, see? Would have prevented all that galactic civil war nonsense if they’d just thought to do this.
O HAI TUMBLR
I forgot you existed again as usual. Hello if you’re a new follower, apologies for the total lack of anything meaningful on here.
You can ask me pointless questions via the Ask Me Anything link at the side, or over on Formspring if you want to be like that.
Oh woops, I guess that wasn’t a question. Do you do your own drawings and can I contribute to this zanniness? Doodles are my favorite past time
I do indeed do my own drawings. Since you asked this question, I haven’t been doing them as much for various reasons, but I’ll be starting again in the new year.
About me
Hello. I'm Pete. I'm an English gentleman, social media addict, pogonophile, gamer and blogger. This is where I dump brain clutter.
